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This section contains every Philosophy Bites strip, organized by storyline.
You can click on the title of the story to go to a cover page of sorts.
Story #1 - New Kid At the Stop
  
Strip 1 - The More Velcro'ed Side
  
Strip 2 - Thanks For Asking!
  
Strip 3 - All Hail the Dungeon Master!
  
Strip 4 - 'Be Prepared'
  
Strip 5 - Where All the Weirdos Go
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 6 - Apathetic Students
  
Strip 7 - Yharr! Hey Kids!
Story #1 - Afterthought
Story #2 - Thinking Too Hard
  
Strip 1 - I Think, Therefore, I Gotta Run
  
Strip 2 - Some Sort of Religious Controversy
  
Strip 3 - A Shiny Dollar For Your Dignity
  
Strip 4 - Not Quite the Desired Effect
  
Intermission - The Candygram Conundrum
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 5 - Extra Locker Space
  
Strip 6 - Anything Even Resembling Thought
  
Strip 7 - Tuneless Noise and Space
  
Strip 8 - It May Already Be Too Late!
  
Strip 9 - Philosophy Is Not a Science
  
Strip 10 - The Universe Is Falling Apart
  
Strip 11 - Never Give Up!
  
Intermission - The Sum of Its Parts
(Sunday Edition)
Story #2 - Afterthought
Story #3 - The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Heard
  
Intermission - Understanding Shakespeare
  
Strip 1 - He Who Laughs Last
  
Strip 2 - Work Is Its Own Reward
  
Strip 3 - Creative Kickback
  
Strip 4 - Throwing Up For the Future
  
Strip 5 - There It Goes Again!
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 6 - Closure Kicking
Story #3 - Afterthought
Story #4 - Car-Nage
  
Intermission - April Foiled!
(Sunday Edition)
  
Intermission - Et-Tu Salt
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 1 - A Disturbance in 'The Force'
  
Strip 2 - Where the Streets Have No Name
  
Strip 3 - The Price of Peace
  
Strip 4 - Two Good Reasons
  
Strip 5 - Irony Strikes Again!
  
Strip 6 - Memories of Car
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 7 - Insurance Lesson
  
Intermission - The Perfect Life
Story #4 - Afterthought
Story #5 - Cheating In The 21st Century
  
Strip 1 - Good Time Management
  
Strip 2 - Fight That Progress!
  
Strip 3 - The Elbow Equations
  
Intermission - Cartoonists' Day
  
Strip 4 - When It All Went Sour
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 5 - Testing's Double Standard
  
Intermission - Alternative Backpack Choices
Story #5 - Afterthought
Story #6 - Risky Business
  
Strip 1 - Case Closed
  
Strip 2 - The Entrepreneurial Spirit
  
Strip 3 - A Capital Loss
  
Strip 4 - Price Reduction
  
Strip 5 - 'Machine Wash Only'
  
Intermission - Meaningless Denominations
(Sunday Edition)
  
Intermission - The Scroll of Bad Spelling
  
Strip 6 - Expired Milk Futures
  
Strip 7 - Permanent Kidney Damage
  
Strip 8 - It Pays to Advertise
  
Strip 9 - Just Like a Real Company
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 10 - Competitive Blindness
Story #6 - Afterthought
Story #7 - Fire in the School
  
Strip 1 - Chemical Expirimentation
  
Strip 2 - Sudden Involment
  
Strip 3 - Experimental Burning
  
Strip 4 - Severe Respiratory Illness
  
Strip 5 - Comatose Through Class
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 6 - Poster Problems
  
Intermission - The Shirts Are A-Changing
Story #7 - Afterthought
Story #8 - Study Buddies
  
Strip 1 - Amputational Studies
  
Strip 2 - Helping Out
  
Strip 3 - Let the Good Times Roll!
  
Strip 4 - What Makes a Party
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 5 - Studying Made Fun
  
Strip 6 - The Silver Lining
  
Strip 7 - Amputation Revisited
  
Strip 8 - Less Is More
  
Intermission - The Five Stages of Post-Test Grief
(Sunday Edition)
Story #8 - Afterthought
Story #9 - Nerds Only
  
Strip 1 - The Voyages of the Peequod
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 2 - Repugnantly Gruesome
  
Strip 3 - Putting Kids First
  
Strip 4 - Vive La Difference!
  
Strip 5 - The Porcelin Valley
  
Strip 6 - There Goes the Utopia
  
Strip 7 - Order Restored
Story #9 - Afterthought
Story #10 - Scamreligious
  
Strip 1 - Almonds of God
  
Strip 2 - Fully Licenced and Registered
  
Strip 3 - The Core Principle
  
Strip 4 - Fellow Scam Artists
  
Strip 5 - Conned!
  
Intermission - True Sight
  
Intermission - Surrounded By Idiots
(Sunday Edition)
Story #10 - Afterthought
Story #11 - An Informed Electorate
  
Strip 1 - Not a Scientific Poll
  
Strip 2 - A Complicated Issue
  
Strip 3 - The Press Conference
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 4 - Inconspicuous Coverage
  
Strip 5 - Collapsed Windpipe of Victory!
  
Strip 6 - 'Justice is Blinds'
  
Strip 7 - Skylight of Opportunity
  
Strip 8 - Ridiculous Comedy Gold
  
Strip 9 - Protecting Bob the Electorate
  
Strip 10 - Free Country
  
Strip 11 - One Rockin' Dude
  
Strip 12 - Democracy Prevails
  
Strip 13 - The Worst News Broadcast Ever
  
Intermission - The Day I Wasted 25 Dollars
(Sunday Edition)
Story #11 - Afterthought
Story #12 - New Hit Game: Virtual Bookstore
  
Strip 1 - Simulation Games
  
Strip 2 - Pulling People In
  
Strip 3 - Field Research
  
Strip 4 - 'Competitive' Gaming
  
Strip 5 - Virtual Idiots
  
Strip 6 - Expansion Pack
  
Intermission - Variety is the Spice of Lunch
  
Intermission - Throwing Pennies for Charity
(Sunday Edition)
  
Intermission - All Sales Final
Story #12 - Afterthought
Story #13 - A Capital Idea
  
Strip 1 - Capitalism Burns
  
Strip 2 - Exploitation
  
Strip 3 - Disclaimer
  
Strip 4 - A Sign of Madness
  
Intermission - Spamming it Up!
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 5 - Corporate Rebellion
  
Strip 6 - Fight the Power!
  
Strip 7 - Instant Credibility
  
Intermission - Disappearing Candy Trick
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 8 - The Greatest Person Ever
  
Strip 9 - Protest Music
  
Intermission - University Applications
  
Intermission - Minute of Silence
Story #13 - Afterthought
Story #14 - Understanding Art
  
Strip 1 - Repetitive Belief
  
Strip 2 - Defining Art
  
Strip 3 - Art and the Women
  
Strip 4 - Sinking In
  
Strip 5 - Suggested Donation
  
Strip 6 - One in Every Group
  
Strip 7 - Climbing the Ladder
  
Strip 8 - The Apple Exhibit
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 9 - Abstract Art
  
Strip 10 - Artistic Revelation
  
Strip 11 - Well Worth It
  
Strip 12 - ART!!!!
  
Strip 13 - Verbal Art
  
Intermission - Greeting Cards
Story #15 - The Nerd Party
  
Strip 1 - Hard to Refuse
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 2 - Schtop Doing That!
  
Strip 3 - Unexpected Guest
  
Strip 4 - That's the Problem
  
Intermission - Merry Christmas 2003
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 5 - Awkward Silence
  
Strip 6 - Pizza Blockets
  
Strip 7 - Nerds and Video Games
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 8 - Deep-Fried Dirt
  
Strip 9 - Run Nerds, Run!
  
Strip 10 - Who Invited Ress?
  
Strip 11 - What Fun!
Story #16 - Ress's Test
  
Strip 1 - I Know This One!
  
Strip 2 - Tough Questions
  
Strip 3 - Word Problems
  
Strip 4 - Trick Question
  
Strip 5 - Putting Your Head Down
  
Strip 6 - The Clock is Ticking
  
Strip 7 - The Postmortem
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 8 - It's All Relative
  
Strip 9 - Hope Springs Eternal
  
Intermission - Going-Away Party
(Sunday Style)
Story #17 - The Worst Music Test Ever
  
Strip 1 - Signing Out
  
Strip 2 - Five Finger Signout
  
Intermission - A Tragic Valentine's Day
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 3 - The Funky Flutist
  
Strip 4 - The New Music
  
Strip 5 - Murphy's Law
  
Strip 6 - Pant Flute Gasp
  
Strip 7 - Feeling Better
  
Strip 8 - Not Specific Enough
  
Strip 9 - Nick of Time
  
Strip 10 - Time For One More
  
Strip 11 - Moral Victory
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 12 - Personal Reminder
Story #18 - The Mayor Cares
  
Strip 1 - Personal Development Day
  
Strip 2 - Local Hooligan Ress Silks
  
Strip 3 - The 'Reception' Room
  
Strip 4 - Journalistic Immunity
  
Strip 5 - That Conflicted Feeling
  
Strip 6 - Almost Zero
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 7 - Are You Happy Now?
  
Strip 8 - A Huge Scoop
  
Strip 9 - Concentrated Blackout
  
Strip 10 - Not a Brilliant Trap
  
Intermission - SCSI Me
(In Colour)
  
Strip 11 - Disappearance
  
Strip 12 - All Sorts of Crazy Things
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 13 - Hard to Believe
  
Intermission - Painted Eggs
(In Colour)
  
Strip 14 - The Mayor Runs
  
Strip 15 - No Evidence
  
Strip 16 - The Mayor Doesn't Care
  
Strip 17 - Steve's Choice
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 18 - Steve Goes Nuts
  
Strip 19 - Justice From Above
  
Strip 20 - Everyone's Happy
Story #19 - Fashion Attack!
  
Strip 1 - Extreme Style
  
Strip 2 - Attention Grabber
  
Intermission - Brett's Webcomic
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 3 - Long-Haired Dork
  
Strip 4 - Tired Of It
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 5 - No Big Deal
  
Intermission - The Guessing Game
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 6 - The Master of Kool
  
Strip 7 - Reasons For Coolness
  
Strip 8 - Nerd Wear
  
Strip 9 - Being 'Kool'
  
Strip 10 - The Ways of the Hip
  
Strip 11 - Down With Big Corporations!
(In Colour)
  
Strip 12 - Ore Wa Brett-San!
  
Strip 13 - Journey Toward Coolness
  
Strip 14 - For the Record
Story #20 - Ress's Dream Job
  
Intermission - Magic Decoder Ring
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 1 - Buying What I Want
  
Strip 2 - Ress Math
  
Strip 3 - Important Stuff
  
Strip 4 - Sorting the Lost and Found
  
Strip 5 - Getting Your Dream Job
  
Strip 6 - Best Job Ever
  
Strip 7 - Getting Caught
  
Strip 8 - Missing the Point
  
Strip 9 - Making People Forget
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 10 - Shared Out
  
Intermission - Circles
(Sunday Style)
Story #21 - Cutting Class
  
Strip 1 - So Long, Losers!
  
Strip 2 - Ress Misses Out
  
Strip 3 - Not Enough Sleep
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 4 - Freedom or Death
  
Strip 5 - Outside??
  
Strip 6 - Understaffed-ed
  
Strip 7 - Macaw and Brett Suffer
  
Strip 8 - Finding Ress
  
Strip 9 - Nuts to This Job!
  
Strip 10 - Bad Intentions
  
Strip 11 - Finding a Balance
  
Strip 12 - Another Notch
  
Intermission - Putting Things Together
Story #22 - E-Scamming
  
Strip 1 - Very Very Sick
  
Strip 2 - Scamming Reunion
  
Strip 3 - A Scam That Can't Fail
  
Strip 4 - What We've Been Looking For
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 5 - A Whole New Spin
  
Strip 6 - My Motivation
  
Strip 7 - Princess Sharess
  
Guest Week - Zorked!
  
Guest Week - To Sleep, Perchance to Dream
  
Guest Week - I've Started A Webcomic!
  
Strip 8 - Adjusted!
  
Strip 9 - Plz Help Me Kthxbye
  
Strip 10 - Jackpot!
  
Strip 11 - A Well Guarded Secret
  
Strip 12 - Working Independantly
  
Strip 13 - As Dumb As Shorty
  
Strip 14 - No Cards Required
  
Strip 15 - Ress's Cue To Leave
  
Strip 16 - Ress Wins Again
  
Strip 17 - It Wasn't Worth It
  
Strip 18 - You've Got Mail!
(Sunday Edition)
Story #23 - The New Girl
  
Strip 1 - I'm Not Suprised
  
Strip 2 - Good First Impression
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 3 - Diplomacy Fails
  
Strip 4 - Unpopularity Contest
  
Strip 5 - Totally Unbearable
  
Strip 6 - Lintor's Lecture
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 7 - Dealing With Janice
  
Strip 8 - Coherence
  
Strip 9 - Interrogation
  
Strip 10 - Associative Friendship
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 11 - Borrowing
  
Strip 12 - Seating Arrangements
  
Strip 13 - Lab Partners
  
Strip 14 - Neutralizing Janice
  
Strip 15 - You Just Can't Win
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 16 - Janice Makes a Friend
  
Intermission - Hatin' On Mr B
Story #24 - Friday Night Fever
  
Strip 1 - With Ress
  
Strip 2 - Poster Contrast
  
Strip 3 - The Dances Stink
  
Strip 4 - Big Gala Scoop
  
Strip 5 - Sign Me Up!
  
Strip 6 - The Best Money Can Buy
  
Strip 7 - Last Laugh
  
Strip 8 - Janice's Thoughts On Dances
  
Strip 9 - Interesting Developments
  
Strip 10 - Unholy Alliance
  
Strip 11 - STEVE!!
  
Strip 12 - New Management
  
Strip 13 - Sweeping Changes
  
Strip 14 - Lintor the Ticket Taker
  
Strip 15 - The Next Big Thing
  
Strip 16 - You'll Have To Do
  
Strip 17 - The Dance Room
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 18 - (Nearly) First Arrivals
  
Strip 19 - New Policy On Pushing
  
Intermission - Happy Holidays
(Sunday Edition)
  
Strip 20 - Horst Disappoints
  
Strip 21 - It Couldn't Hurt
  
Strip 22 - Ready To Rock
  
Strip 23 - Another Blackout
  
Strip 24 - The Real Story
  
Strip 25 - Steve Had It Under Control
(Sunday Edition)
Story #25: Misguidance
  
Intermission - Repetitiveness
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 1 - Getting Back On Track
  
Strip 2 - Seeking Guidance
  
Strip 3 - Not Too Busy
  
Strip 4 - Out of the League
  
Strip 5 - Doing a Good Job
  
Strip 6 - Guidance Meeting
  
Strip 7 - Sound Advice
  
Strip 8 - Helping People
  
Strip 9 - Interpretation
  
Intermission - Eyes For the Blind
Story #26: First Strike
  
Strip 1 - Just One Man
  
Strip 2 - Maximum Alert
  
Strip 3 - Lintor's Trap
(Sunday Style)
  
Strip 4 - Convoy Ambushed!
  
Strip 5 - Safely Late
  
Strip 6 - Finding a Seat
  
Strip 7 - Can't Imagine
  
Strip 8 - As I Was Saying
  
Strip 9 - The Experiment
  
Strip 10 - Copying the Data
  
Strip 11 - Completely Not Fair
  
Strip 12 - Scared of the Lintians
  
Strip 13 - No Time For Games
  
Strip 14 - Why Am I Here?
  
Strip 15 - Experiment Success!
  
Strip 16 - Lintor's Victory
  
Strip 17 - Overblown
  
Intermission - Spinning Plates
Story #27: Brett and Janice
  
Strip 1 - Insincere
  
Strip 2 - Macaw's Advice
  
Strip 3 - Ress's Honest Opinion
  
Strip 4 - Quite Weird
  
Strip 5 - Stay Cool
  
Strip 6 - Smells Like Failure
  
Strip 7 - Seventh Sense
  
Strip 8 - Cruel Tension
  
Strip 9 - Please Stand By
  
Strip 10 - Garbage Fear
  
Strip 11 - Momentarily Victorious
  
Strip 12 - Popular Mathematics
  
Strip 13 - Long Week
  
Strip 14 - Last-Minute Checklist
  
Strip 15 - Not Too Surreal
  
Strip 16 - Change of Plans
  
Strip 17 - Spontanious Brett
  
Strip 18 - Whose Fault is it?
  
Strip 19 - Budget Science
  
Strip 20 - Dropped the Bomb
  
Strip 21 - Pathetic Losers
  
Strip 22 - Nick of Time
  
Strip 23 - Ongoing Mission
Story #28: Macaw's Dilemma
  
Strip 1 - Two Questions
  
Strip 2 - Ress the Councellor
  
Strip 3 - Credibility
  
Strip 4 - Needs Help
  
Strip 5 - Specialization Theory
  
Strip 6 - Underlying Message
  
Strip 7 - Parental Roles
  
Strip 8 - Opening Doors
  
Strip 9 - Stealing My Bit
  
Strip 10 - Suspiciously Similar
Current Story
  
Strip 1 - Second-Highest Power
  
Strip 2 - Getting Money
  
Strip 3 - Perfectly Qualified
  
Strip 4 - Professional Coaching
  
Strip 5 - Brett's Qualifications
  
Strip 6 - Job Security
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